Seriously. A peeing bandit. In my house. This is crazy. I tell Lil and Grady they have five seconds to come clean about the pull ups. Lil admits to the pee fest. She says Grady told her to do it. Both are banned from candy for the rest of the day. I know it's hard for Lillian to be the oldest. Having her brothers get more attention sometimes. She gets the same candy that Grady does for using the potty. But not today. It was a banned candy day. Grady has been doing well with his new found friend swallowerofallthingsgrossandsometimestoystoo. He still went today, for high fives, not Skittles. He says he is quite excited about the fact that one day, his butt will be as big as mommy's. Then he won't have to worry so much about falling in. He does that sometimes too. On purpose. Just dips his butt in a little bit. You know, to clean it off. Don't you feel stupid for never thinking of that?
Lillian is a paci bandit too. She tries to steal Grady's. She called him upstairs the other day. "Grade, can I talk to you a minute?" She yelled down the hall. "We need to have a compromise." She offers him a 'pass to her palace' for a paci. I can't wait for that paci pirate to come. Today, Grady told me the paci pirate could have his yellow one, he'll just keep the green one.
By the end of the night I'm ready for their mom to come home. I wonder how much I'll get paid for tonight. Lillian bounces on the couch, "We are trouble kids." She giggles. I am in trouble. Giggle.
|All peed out.|
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