|When in doubt, shout it out. Finn plotting her escape.|
My sister Emma gave birth to her first baby on Saturday, her actual due date and the same day as Lil's Chuck E. Cheese birthday party. That morning, Emma's water broke. I told Lillian that Piper was coming. She said, "Where? To Chuck E. Cheese?" Because honestly, where else would Piper want to be on her first day of life? We went to see Piper last night. Lil supervised the breastfeeding. She instructed Emma to stick Piper back up there since she was still crying. Because you know, Lil is the breastfeeding expert. She sucked boob herself, her brother's are reformed suckers, and her baby dolls suck too. She'd probably still be sucking, but you know, I'm not mom enough. I suck. Plus, she's nearly old enough to suck down a beer, being five and all. Why suck warm milk?
|See...she's sort of spooky here, very dictator like. Suck Piper, suck.|
I load both boys into the van this morning, Lil is supposed to be getting herself buckled, and I am in the house looking for my
|Hello. We are the Barnum family and we suck.|
|If you say we suck again, you'll be sucking down some Sriracha!|