Hey, I do lots of crazy things too. I put sunscreen on myself and Lillian this afternoon. I even attempted to reapply, as directed. But had no idea where I put the sunscreen. Until I opened the refrigerator.
When the boys are napping, Lil and I can conquer the world. Today, for example, not only did we mow, weed, water, plant, and spray paint...we chopped down a tree. Yes. Chopped. Down. A. Tree. We thought we were pretty cool. Take that tree. The tree was dead, it had to come down. And we were just the women to do it. Lil was getting into death mode this morning when she flung piggy from the top bunk and declared him dead. Sorry piggy. Wonder what was on his bucket list.
On Sunday, after Lil's soccer practice, we took the triple threat to see a professional women's soccer game. Grady ran, Batman style, onto the field. Hey, get that kid, someone yells. I look to the person next to me with my, whose kid is that? expression. I've perfected that expression. It was on my bucket list. And really...who can keep track of which kids are mine anyway? At least they still let him get autographs. Banned for life? Try branded for life. Mother of the triple threat.
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