Coffee is so fabulous in fact, it didn't even bother me the other morning when Lillian told me my vagina looked like a worm. Worms are cool I thought. See...it was the coffee thinking for me. I actually have entire conversations in my head after I've had coffee. I ask people questions and make up the answers for them. Let me just tell you, those are the best kinds of discussions to have. Hooray for coffee. When Sean pretends I didn't tell him something. I just say, oh yes I did. And if you'd stop dumping so much water into the coffee, you'd remember the answer I made up for you. It was, yes dear.
|Lil on her 'cell phone' telling her peeps about the worm|
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