|Now they add glitter, who wouldn't want to break a bone?|
|No place like a bathroom to strut your stuff|
He won. Grady did. So far, Grady has the youngest broken bone, at two. Dempsey still has time to claim the title. Lil was three when she broke her hand. I had no idea. She never complained. No swelling or bruising. She was grasping her bribe pops with her toes, my only clue. Broken. Lillian's hand.
Big sister, so far, holds the title for youngest stitches. She wins. Demspey still has time to claim that title. Lil was eighteen months old when she dove off her rocking horse, slamming head first into the corner of the wall. Maybe she should have butterballed it.
|First head wound|
|Even hospitals use bribes|
|Dempsey at three months|