Reasons Why I Am Cool
- I can go to the bathroom with a child sitting on my lap.
- My cell phone flips open.
- I've never paid for a pair of underwear. Thanks mom...and Victoria's Secret Underwear of the Month club.
- I write blog posts about dog poop. For money.
- I can eat an entire pound of bacon. Two if it's a holiday.
- I can run fast. And skate even faster.
- I can catch my kids. All three at the same time if I trip two of them.
- I eat spinach every morning for breakfast. That's how I have the strength to trip my kids.
- I know how to ask "May I go to the bathroom?", in Spanish.
- My all time favorite movie is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
- I still remember how to read.
- I wear Converse sneakers. In three different colors.
- I've almost mastered indoor stair sledding. All my idea.
- I'll never wear skinny jeans. Ever. My butt is too cool for those.
- I can shit, shower, and shave faster than Sean.
- I can do just about anything one handed.
- I'm the mom. And I said so.
|The cool crew.|
|You look cool to me mom!|
|Mom's trying to be cool again. I have no idea who she is.|